OOC: Dear Santa Meme

[misslucysleeches]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In October on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I bought porn for deadgirlsliekme (10 points). In February I gave save_us_alice a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Thursday I gave museicalmarty a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed clockwork_doc's flat tire (15 points). Overall, I've been nice (25 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, mslucysleeches

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. . . Victor reads porn?

I would like a pony, though. Failing that, I'd like a fern. hart_on_sleeve has given me some ideas. :D

Comments

[deadgirlsliekme.livejournal.com]

NO, I do NOT read porn!

*He's totally lying and blushing like a madman*

[save-us-alice.livejournal.com]

Actually, that one penny dreadful you showed me got rather -- well --

And buying it is a positive action now? It was a negative one in mine, I believe.

[deadgirlsliekme.livejournal.com]

That doesn't count!

Who buys porn for someone else, anyway?

[mslucysleeches.livejournal.com]

Victor, you're allowed to like porn, it just proves you're human. And you probably would need an intermediary to buy the stuff for you, considering how nervous you get.

And it seems to vary, Alice -- I guess it depends on who you're buying it for. (Maybe the meme thinks Victor "needs some?")

[deadgirlsliekme.livejournal.com]

*oh so embarrassed*

This century is mad.

[save-us-alice.livejournal.com]

Oh, Victor, it's fine. Nobody thinks the less of you.

And Lucy, one crack about you being surprised he does "need some" and you'll find your bed glued to the ceiling.

[mslucysleeches.livejournal.com]

Now I'm tempted just to see if you can do it.