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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] deadgirlsliekme (10 points). In February I gave [livejournal.com profile] save_us_alice a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Thursday I gave [livejournal.com profile] museicalmarty a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] clockwork_doc's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been nice (25 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
mslucysleeches

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. . . Victor reads porn?

I would like a pony, though. Failing that, I'd like a fern. [livejournal.com profile] hart_on_sleeve has given me some ideas. :D

(no subject)

Date: 2009-12-24 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deadgirlsliekme.livejournal.com
NO, I do NOT read porn!

*He's totally lying and blushing like a madman*

(no subject)

Date: 2009-12-24 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] save-us-alice.livejournal.com
Actually, that one penny dreadful you showed me got rather -- well --

And buying it is a positive action now? It was a negative one in mine, I believe.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-12-24 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deadgirlsliekme.livejournal.com
That doesn't count!

Who buys porn for someone else, anyway?

(no subject)

Date: 2009-12-24 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mslucysleeches.livejournal.com
Victor, you're allowed to like porn, it just proves you're human. And you probably would need an intermediary to buy the stuff for you, considering how nervous you get.

And it seems to vary, Alice -- I guess it depends on who you're buying it for. (Maybe the meme thinks Victor "needs some?")

(no subject)

Date: 2009-12-24 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deadgirlsliekme.livejournal.com
*oh so embarrassed*

This century is mad.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-12-24 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] save-us-alice.livejournal.com
Oh, Victor, it's fine. Nobody thinks the less of you.

And Lucy, one crack about you being surprised he does "need some" and you'll find your bed glued to the ceiling.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-12-24 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mslucysleeches.livejournal.com
Now I'm tempted just to see if you can do it.

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